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Joke of the Day
"How do norwegians catch rabbits in norway? They hide in a bush, and make carrot sounds."
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"how do you know when your sister is on her period? your dads cock tastes like blood."
"If Europe uses euros shouldn't Africa use Afros?"
"Black paint Political correctness has gone to far these days. You cant even say black paint any more, you have to say ""Tyrone, please will you paint my house?"""
"If I Cuold Time Travel I wouldn't have dropped out of school"
"A cactus as a houseplant is a good way to let people know that you've killed every other living thing that you've ever been responsible for."
"A Duck... ...didn't walk into a bar."
"[Walks into a bar] A forgetful women of three children walks into a bar, intensely focused on knitting a sweater for her eldest... Whoops, wrong thread."
"Home Alone 6: Homeland Security - Everyone in Washington D.C. has gone on vacation and left Kevin in charge!"
"People thought I was crazy when I said I was going to cure blindness. But they'll see. They'll all see!"