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Joke of the Day
"Mo' money mo' problems might be true, but I'd still like to find out for myself."
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"I walk around with mentos in my ears so everyone thinks I have an iphone 7."
"JESUS: hey check this oute [turns my water into wine] ME: woa!! thanks jesus JESUS: [grabs wine out of my hands] NO!! THIS IS MY BLOOD NOW"
"Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh."
"A motorist runs over a woman. Who's to blame? The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)"
"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way."
"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP."
"Grammar Nazis see things only two ways The Reich way or the wrong way"
"Five out of six people enjoy Russian Roulette."
"How can you tell the sex of an ant? Throw it into a pool. If it sinks, it is a girl ant. If it floats, then it is a ""BUOYANT""."