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Joke of the Day

"The city of North Hollywood keeps trying to get us to call them ""NoHo."" Does this mean I have to refer to Hollywood as ""Ho?"""

"What do businessmen and pedophiles have in common? They're both uptight cunts."

"Breaking both of your legs sucks. I can't stand being in a wheelchair."

"What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after the third 'Ho'"

"Pokemon GO is trying to fix its servers... It's not very effective."

"In Iraq are Kraft Foods discount coupons known as Kraft Dinar?"

"A different Roman walks into a bar... Hey cousin, want to go bowling?"

"Pinocchio in love So Pinocchio says to his father: 'Dad I'm in love!', his dad replies 'That's great, now you want me to carve you some penis?' 'No, better drill me a hole at the back' @_@"

"A farmer counted 197 cows in his field... ...but when he rounded them up, he had 200."

"Best joke ever I used to cry when my dad cut up onions Onions was a good dog"