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Joke of the Day
"Best joke ever I used to cry when my dad cut up onions Onions was a good dog"
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"September 1st Never forget"
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"I made a bold statement by not buying two night-stands for my bedroom. I'm a one night stand kind of man."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard. I just got laid."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark"
"If a honey bee makes honey, what kind of bee makes milk? A boobie!"
"I know a great US Postal Service Joke... ...but you'll never get it."
"I melted down all my various rewards cards into a universal ""Rewards Dagger"" that gets me a discount everywhere."