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Joke of the Day

"What do businessmen and pedophiles have in common? They're both uptight cunts."

"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent"

"What do you call a psychic on /b/? A 4Chan-Teller"

"Free wifi! Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?"

"Some Doctors see Private Clients Other Doctors see their Client's Privates."

"People would often feel hungry after going to a funeral ... In old Greek."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles."

"To find out your dolphin name, lick your finger tips and rub a balloon."

"Why do women like Ryan Gosling? Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share."

"My boss is currently shopping for quarter million dollar homes. Meanwhile, I'm over here deciding if I really need to spend $2 on lunch."