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Joke of the Day
"A farmer counted 197 cows in his field... ...but when he rounded them up, he had 200."
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"Guy on plane : So, where are you going to? Me : I'm guessing it's the same place you're going."
"In a recent interview, Heather Mills was asked why she thought Paul McCartney was still famous. She said she was stumped."
"What does Bob Marley put on his toast? Peanut butter and jammin!"
"Do you know what the difference is between a white person and a black person that sell drugs? One is a pharmacist and one is a drug dealer!"
"""I've looked everywhere"" to men is really ""I skimmed the floor then opened and shut 3 cabinets"""
"Two wolves are chasing a Golden Retriever through the forest. After an hour, the first wolf says to the second wolf, ""Ain't this a bitch?"" To which the second wolf responds, ""It had better be""."
"An Irishman walks out of a bar.. ."
"MY friends are like second-day socks... They come through in a pinch, but they really stink sometimes."
"What do you call a blind german? A Not - see (Nazi)"