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Joke of the Day

"Pokemon GO is trying to fix its servers... It's not very effective."

"Overheard: ""I think that guy is listening to us."""

"What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant sir!"

"I tried to teach a class on how hard it is to make a Fibonacci Sequence. But it spiraled WAY out of control!"

"I just thought of a gay pick up line... ""Would you be the Puff Daddy to my Biggie Smalls?"""

"911: what's your emerg- ME: I'VE BEEN SHOT 911: ...why would you interrupt me like that?"

"I tried going outside today as a gamer Holy shit 4K RES and 120 FPS. Best quality ever. 10/10 will play again."

"(I rest my foot on a woman's purse as she's walking down the street) hey how's it going"

"Muslims are like the common cold and SJWs are like AIDS. It's easy to fight off a cold unless you have AIDS."

"Commitment doesn't mean sticking to one person forever, it means keeping a relationship with someone even though you have lots of options."