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Joke of the Day

"Become a PhD After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."

"Actually saw two young people talking today. Parents must have grounded them from their phones."

"What do you call low class gay women? Plesbians"

"If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?"

"There are three kinds of people in New Zealand.. The racists, the big spiders, and the big racist spiders.."

"i throw my homework in the air sometimes, saying ayyyo, ill take a zerroo."

"Yo mama is so dumb..... That she shakes her baby when she reads the orange juice label."

"Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans? All the extra cubholders."

"Want to hear a joke about Hillary Clinton's emails? [deleted]"

"She died doing what she loved best, making toast in the bathtub."