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"What's the hardest thing about walking across a field of dead babies. My cock."
"A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherf*cker."
"Doctor, doctor I broke my arm in two places. Doctor: Stop going to those places."
"I didn't spend 8 years designing this hotel so I could listen to a bunch of touristy complaints about the small cameras inside the toilets."
"My dentist said I grind at night. I was like, ok stalker."
"Idea for getting laid: Have a friend on the east coast write down Jeopardy answers, then invite your flame over and blow their mind."
"How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats."
"What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company? One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors."
"I know they're awful, but... Care to share your favorite ""dead baby"" joke?"