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Joke of the Day

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."

"I never loved you any more than I do, right this second. And I'll never love you any less than I do, right this second."

"Toy Story (1995) - A cowboy & a deluded astronaut battle over who gets to sleep with a 6-year-old boy."

"I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. I've been single for a while and I have to say, it's going very well. Like...it's working out.I think I'm the one."

"Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !"

"I'm getting my girlfriend a prosthetic leg for Christmas It's a great stocking-filler."

"I went to a zoo the other day and all they had was a terrier. It was a shih tzu."

"I exercise religiously. I was on the treadmill earlier praying that it would stop."

"What's the difference between racism and chinese people? Racism has many faces."

"Skinny Jeans All jeans are skinny jeans if you're fat enough."