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Joke of the Day

"There are three kinds of people in New Zealand.. The racists, the big spiders, and the big racist spiders.."

"Did ya hear about the Mexican who kept washing his dog? They were spic and spaniel"

"I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their shit."

"This summer, a rom-com dares to ask the question, ""Can a 9 date an 8?"""

"Dark comedy is... Like water.......not everyone gets it."

"HILARIOUS: 5 ways in which parents put us through tortures during our childhood!"

"Do you know how many hydrogen bonds I can disrupt? (Chemistry pick-up line) Enough to break the ice, how's it going?"

"How do dogs enjoy sex? They like it ruff."

"When I was 15, the headmaster called me into his office and informed me that he had decided to make me Head Boy.I was really chuffed for about 10 seconds, then he started to unzip his trousers"

"Why Hitler used uBoots? Because the enemy did nazi them coming."