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Joke of the Day

"(NSFW) What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged."

"Did you hear about the man who had his entire left side removed? You could say he is all right now"

"Friend: How many calories does heartache burn? Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire."

"I hate stools... They are a bunch of sons of benches."

"I typed ""Missing medieval servant"" into Google... But it just came up with ""Page not found""."

"There's no harm in trying Unless you try to commit suicide,that will suck real bad"

"Give someone fire and they'll be warm for a day. Throw someone into fire and they'll be warm for the reat of their life."

"A horse walks into a shrink's office. The shrink says ""Why the long penis? Er. Um. Face. Dammit!!"""

"Some say the quickest way to mans heart is food. As an experienced heart surgeon, I disagree... It's sex."

"Goodnight honey. ""Daddy, where do babies come from?"" The stork flies them in. ""Why's it take 9 months?"" Wind resistance. Go to sleep."