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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who had his entire left side removed? You could say he is all right now"
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"Old Navy claims their Whirly Skirt is ""the most fun a girl can have for $15."" They obviously haven't been on a trip with me to Mexico."
"If you really want people to notice you, be a typo."
"Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment."
"If Donald trump takes over the presidency after Obama I guess you could say orange really is the new black"
"One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb."
"In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word ""blobjob"". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for..."
"*knock knock* whos there? sir theres been an accident. theres been an accident who?"
"You're never gonna believe this but Ben Carson's full name is Benghazi Carsonofsatan"
"People always demand to know who farted as if they'll decide how disgusted to be based on who's responsible."