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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who had his entire left side removed? You could say he is all right now"
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"A pencil sketch artists' greatest dilemma..... 2B or not 2B?"
"My girlfriend said if this gets 100 votes we'll try anal. So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me."
"I've been in line at the DMV for 1.5 hrs so my distaste for the general population is at an all time high right now."
"How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat?? When she starts fitting in your wife's clothes!!"
"""Bro, rumor has it ur dads emo now"" ""Emo? Nah yo, EMU"" ""Im confused.."" *A massive bird moonwalks in w/ a #1 Dad shirt* ""Hi confused, Im Dad"""
"Hipsters liked the other side of the pillow before it was cool."
"How do you steal something from a crazy person? You straight jack it."
"Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!"
"Whosoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble... You have my Word."