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Joke of the Day

"Give someone fire and they'll be warm for a day. Throw someone into fire and they'll be warm for the reat of their life."

"In the final analysis, why did Yu do better than Hu? Hu died and left Yu king. Wait a minute - how can you so sure about what's after death? Who died and left you king? Isn't that what I just said?"

"I never feel more racist than when trying to find my waiter at a Mexican restaurant."

"I'm so fucking sick of you guys making Asian-lady stereotypes. Now shut up so I can get back to my nail salon."

"Women never understand the importance of cords. We NEED to keep all these cords, just in case! What if we run out of cords!"

"You hang Up. ""No you hang Up."" No YOU hang Up. ""No YOU hang Up."" - couple fighting while hanging Pixar movie posters"

"[furious with son] wife: what happened? me: he talks back to me and is insulting me in Spanish [son from room] yolo isn't spanish me: ya see"

"Lesbian joke What do lesbians use for lubricant? Tartar sauce!"

"How cute! Someone wrote ""will you go to prom with me?"" on my car. But they spelled it ""I'm gonna kill you scumbag!"". Ah, young love."

"Most women turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver watch out for women turning"