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Joke of the Day

"I typed ""Missing medieval servant"" into Google... But it just came up with ""Page not found""."

"What do you do when you lose your Kia car? You go Soul-searching."

"I also painted my computer black, hoping it would run faster. But the police choked it to death, and ruled it justified."

"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."

"I couldn't tell if I brushed my teeth with tooth paste or shamoo last night I hope it was the former, not the lather."

"They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away Though if you don't go see your doctor regularly for checkups, you're bananas!"

"I almost killed my whole family last night, but eventually chose not to let my wife drive."

"Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order."

"How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof? Tell him drinks are on the house."

"[puts scarf on snowman] Girl: to keep u warm Snowman: I am made of snow. G: omg you're alive! S: ok but lets get past that. are you stupid"