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Joke of the Day

"Some say the quickest way to mans heart is food. As an experienced heart surgeon, I disagree... It's sex."

"Why did Ginger go to the psych ward? Ginger snaps"

"There's this blind man feeling his way down the street. He walks past a fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? He stops, takes a deep breath and says: ""Ooooo Good morning Ladies!"""

"Did you hear about the football player that went to prison ? He went from being a tight end to being a wide receiver"

"Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !"

"""Is Pepsi OK?"" - World's worst drug dealer"

"Useless trying to undo a mistake. Focus your efforts on new ones."

"Gasping for air while saying ""Oh. My. God."" as a waiter brings you dessert makes you look like a big fat fuck."

"looking for roommate, utilities included. if you're taller than me, i get to ride your shoulders when we are in the same room. no exceptions"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Gagsalotofdong"