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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers? Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt."

"How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum? A bad magician"

"A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams ''Nein! Nein!'' So two guys walk away."

"Billy Mays is in heaven now... Billy Mays is up in Heaven partying like it's $19.99."

"What does a condom and a wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick"

"Less than 1 month without a pope.... .....and we've already cured HIV."

"Never try to annoy someone with bird puns Because toucan play at that game."

"[rolls down car window] ""Sir there's a baby on your roof!"" Wait, if the baby is there... [sees coffee strapped in car seat] Oh thank god!"

"Hey baby..are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids in you"

"Rick Santorum is claiming that Mitt Romney and Ron Paul have teamed up against him... Which is kind of ironic that Santorum can be brought down by two men forming a civil union."