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Joke of the Day

"What does a condom and a wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick"

"I support international women day! Because American women are so much less fun."

"What Chinese name means 'wolf'? Hau Ling."

"She said I was average. That's just mean."

"*wife comes out in a robe* I'm hiding your present Yes it's wrapped Nooo, it's not in the fridge [5 minutes later] IT'S NOT IN THE FRIDGE!"

"Q: Did you hear about the professor that got in a horrible wreck? A: He was grading papers on a curve."

"In Liverpool, you'll never walk alone. There will always be other visitors to the city who've had their cars stolen, too."

"Why did the feminist get fired from Subway? Because she refused to make a sandwich"

"""I just want a nice guy who treats me right."" said every girl who dumped that dude like ten times."

"I guess hookers are getting into the holiday spirit. I seen one today advertising pumpkin spice pussy."