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Joke of the Day

"A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams ''Nein! Nein!'' So two guys walk away."

"My signature move is having my phone connected for hours to a charger that's not even plugged in."

"I designed a website for orphans. There isn't a homepage."

"My name is Seamus and I build that bridge you just drove over. It's the longest spanning bridge in Ireland. Do they call me Seamus the Famous Bridge Builder? No, they don't, but fuck one sheep..."

"My favourite German jokes 1."

"Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ? Because he is an x-boxer"

"Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia? Because he was Snowden"

"Why did the skeleton not go to prom? He had no *body* to go with!!! As told by a Professor, in a serious Aerospace class, reading off of Laffy Taffy."

"Whenever I'm watching the NBA and a ref makes a bad call, I go down to Foot Locker and yell at the employees."

"Bad pickup line: those jeans look very becoming on you, Then again, if I were on you I'd be coming too"