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Joke of the Day
"Less than 1 month without a pope.... .....and we've already cured HIV."
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"What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away? A Hipaacrite"
"Two deer walk out of a bar. One turns to the other in disgust and says, ""I can't believe you blew 20 bucks in there."""
"What do you call porn with thailandese chickens? Hentai. (Hen Thai)"
"I love looking at oranges, they are just so appealing"
"Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts? He dislikes ~~poles~~ polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words? It hard :("
"A man has undergone the first successful hand transplant in the UK. Doctors say he can move his fingers, but still doesn't have any feeling. Also, he won't come out of the bathroom for some reason."
"Who says Republicans aren't into recycling? Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again."
"My mate said he met a prostitute who connected a battery charger to his balls. I said, ""Fucking hell, How much did she charge you?"""
"What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team? A teabag stays in the cup longer..."