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Joke of the Day

"Rick Santorum is claiming that Mitt Romney and Ron Paul have teamed up against him... Which is kind of ironic that Santorum can be brought down by two men forming a civil union."

"What would it be like to have world with out women?? It would be a real pain in the ass"

"""I couldn't love anyone like you,"" I told my wife. ""Aw, thanks,"" she blushed. I'm glad she didn't understand me."

"There is nothing more hypocritical than a Buddhist saying, ""YOLO"""

"Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. The sockets all went with the house."

"All these what? Whenever a Jamaican women talks about ""all these terrible shootings"" I'm never sure if they mean gun violence, or footwear accessories."

"Why don't people hang out with the mushroom? He isn't a fungi."

"An alcoholic walks into a bar every day... His entire life is a joke."

"This poor old lady slipped and fell on the ice today..... at least I think she was poor she only had 75 cents in her purse."

"Here's a funny joke... Civil Forfeiture."