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Joke of the Day
"I hate pedophiles. Those guys are fucking immature assholes."
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"What makes cheerleaders nervous? Being late"
"What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm? Magento"
"Intensive care toddler One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey. ICU baby, shaking that ass..."
"What did the doctor say when his patient said ""I think I'm two spoons!"" ""Shut the fork up."""
"Sell a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish and you just lost a customer."
"One thing that watching cartoons have taught us. Gravity only works if you look down."
"What ringtone have you got? Murphy asked Paddy, ""What ringtone have you got?"" Paddy said, ""I've never really looked, but probably light brown"
"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, but it's not five, because my basement is still dark."
"Have you heard about the world's largest broom? It's sweeping the nation!"