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Joke of the Day

"Intensive care toddler One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey. ICU baby, shaking that ass..."

"Why wasn't meek mills phone working? Because it wasn't ""charged up"""

"Lions sleep 18 hrs a day.. If hard work is the secret to success , then donkeys would have been the kings of jungle!"

"I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions."

"my cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it's giving me serious ideas, folks"

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my fucking cock."

"Did you hear about the movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."

"Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No teacher I'm having trouble listening!"

"Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat? Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don't like where real meat comes from."

"Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs? To get to the other side."