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Joke of the Day
"One thing that watching cartoons have taught us. Gravity only works if you look down."
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"A warhorse walks into a bar... The barman says, ""why the long film?"""
"If you're looking for an excuse to ruin your life, I'm right here."
"A QA Tester walks into a bar."
"Pac-Man What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes."
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