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Joke of the Day

"What ringtone have you got? Murphy asked Paddy, ""What ringtone have you got?"" Paddy said, ""I've never really looked, but probably light brown"

"Turtles think tortoises are pretentious as hell."

"I asked my waiter how long my pizza would be... his reply was, not very long."

"Why does NASA throw the best parties.... they make sure to planet"

"Did you hear about that synthetic type of weed they made using dog hair? Instead of k2, they call it k9."

"What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg? It ends."

"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."

"OMG. I saw Leonardo da Vinci trending and thought he died."

"Water Knock Knock Who's there? Water Water Who? Water Those!!!!! (What are those joke)"

"What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears? Grant."