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Joke of the Day
"What did the doctor say when his patient said ""I think I'm two spoons!"" ""Shut the fork up."""
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"What do you call a slutty vegan A herbivwhore"
"Did ya hear about the Mexican who kept washing his dog? They were spic and spaniel"
"What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache."
"What looks like a stick with two balls? a Penis obviously"
"If there is a better way to memorialize your parakeet than by tattooing his name on your ass, I'd certainly like to hear it."
"What does a Redditor do at prom? He looks for the punchline"
"I can never decide whether to slam on my breaks or go through a yellow light, so I do an annoying combination."
"Just heard a lady say she's been shopping at this Kmart for the last 15 years, and I was like, ""doesn't your family miss you?"""
"Sometimes I like to stand in front of a mirror and reflect."