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Joke of the Day

"4-year-old: What's that? Me: A vegetable you won't like. If you don't tell Mom, I'll take it from you. *eats her bacon*"

"Thank god this election is over. .....I almost forgot what real commercials were like."

"I flip off the rollercoaster camera, then buy a mug with the picture on it, ride it again, flip off the camera again while sipping my mug"

"An American in France... An American in France limps into a doctor's office. The doctor runs over to the patient and asks, ""What happened!?"" The American responds, ""Ei ffel""."

"I have a great knock-knock joke But someone else has to start. Go"

"A feminist asked me what my view was on lesbians I answered 1080p"

"Fire engines are painted red for camouflage, so they can sneak up on fires without being noticed"

"Beverly Hills Gangsta I'm new to Reddit, this if my first post. A comedy and humorous take on Beverly Hills life style with ghetto way of thinking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ljKtOGhAg0"

"Most of us get into advertising for the money. Me? I've just always had a passion for making people feel bad"

"What did they say when Jett passed out drunk at a party? Jett crashed."