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Joke of the Day

"I have a great knock-knock joke But someone else has to start. Go"

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"What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree? (X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!"
"There's no ''I'' in team... But there's a ''U' in cunt."
"Microsoft will start making ... vacuum cleaners. It will be the only thing they make that doesn't suck."
"Him: Do you swallow? Me: Every time I chew."
"I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69... I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"What's going on in Paris is outrageous. You think the french would have surrendered by now."
"Lifes a bitch Grab it by the pussy"
"What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !"
"Inlaws.. What is the difference between a inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."