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Joke of the Day

"Most of us get into advertising for the money. Me? I've just always had a passion for making people feel bad"

"Therapist sighs, sets down glasses, rubs the bridge of his nose. ""For the last time, Christy, eating ham is not a life plan."""

"What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies? One is a bunch of cunning runts."

"ladies, sometimes you only get a personalized ringtone so guys like me don't even have to get up to ignore your call."

"u could put a horse in a time machine and send it to any era and the horse's life would literally be the same"

"Moses How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it."

"Hilary Clinton is elected president ... FTFY"

"What do Nazis do on a beach vacation? They ride on Adolf-in no? I'll see myself out."

"Wanna hear a pedophile joke? You're never to young to get it. :^)"

"The Last Man on Earth I wouldn't mind being the last man on Earth. At least I'd find out if all those girls were telling the truth."