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Joke of the Day
"Thank god this election is over. .....I almost forgot what real commercials were like."
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"Thank god that racist basketball guy showed up or we'd still be talking about how we're not finding that airplane."
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"Awww, look. My middle finger likes you!"
"There's only 3 types of people in the world. Those that can count, and those that can't."
"I like my woman like I like my cheese Old, French and smelly"
"How do you fix a Jack O Latern? With a pumpkin patch!"
"In the final analysis, why did Yu do better than Hu? Hu died and left Yu king. Wait a minute - how can you so sure about what's after death? Who died and left you king? Isn't that what I just said?"
"Who the hell invented Bull Riding? ""Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"""
"Pretty funny that turtles are always in uniform. It's like lighten up, turtles. The war is over."