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Joke of the Day

"Thank god this election is over. .....I almost forgot what real commercials were like."

"even if u realy hate sombody, u shoud never insult their physical apearance!!! bc as soon as u dig deeper u will find much stronger insults"

"If you eat a pregnant girls food, you're required to have the baby for her"

"I just saved a whole bunch of money on my car insurance by hacking into State Farm's main server and deleting the 4 DUIs."

"I remember when social networking was something that happened in person. How awkward."

"What do an elephant and an apricot have in common? They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot."

"Anybody hear about what happened when Nietzche died? Oh, well I guess it doesn't really matter anyway..."

"Why did the ghosts haunt the bar? For the boos."

"If I were to have an affair I'd make sure to have a signed prehumptial agreement."

"[william shakespeare as an 8yo] dad: bedtime william: dost thou not... dad: [interrupting] STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!"