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Joke of the Day

"What did they say when Jett passed out drunk at a party? Jett crashed."

"I probably should kill myself Because I want to leave the same way I came. By my own hand."

"My SO thinks it's sexy to bite her lip... I haven't got the heart to tell her it should be the bottom one...."

"What do mexicans cut their pizza with? Little Caesars."

"A female weight lifter went to the doctor ""Doc, I've been takin steroids for a few years now and as a side effect, I've grown a Penis"" ""Anabolic""? Asked the doctor. ""Nope just a Penis"" she replied."

"[Chumbawumba concert] I get knocked down, but I get up again.. [whack-a-mole just goin nuts in the crowd] ""Aw hell yeah!"""

"Nudist's have the right idea.. Screw laundry!"

"Knock Knock who's there? to to who? to whom."

"My friend got a tattoo of his wife's name so I guess he loves her as much as he loves barbed wire."

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629"""