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Joke of the Day
"What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer? Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute."
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"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead."
"A man walks a little girl into the woods at night. The girl begins to tremble and says, ""I'm scared."" ""You're scared,"" the man replies abrasively, ""I have to walk out of here by myself."""
"You know the world is corrupted.... When people buy the 2015 Macbook."
"What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth? A rake."
"Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the BOOOOze."
"Life without internet is like a house without a bathroom... What are you supposed to do? Go outside n' shit?"
"Hug your children. Hug your friends and family. Hug the cashier at Chipotle. Hug someone else's children. Hug the arresting officer."
"What does a Mathematician say when he eats too much pie? (-1/64)"
"A perk of being in your thirties is waking up injured because you slept in a slightly different way than usual."