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Joke of the Day
"My brother can dish it out, but he can't take it. He since lost his job as a waiter."
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"The kids wanted the Zero Gravity Laser Racer, a toy car that follows a laser. I handed them a flashlight and pointed at the cat."
"If a dentist makes his money off unheathly teeth,why should I trust a toothbrush 4 out of 5 dentist approve?"
"What do you tell a nazi with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told Richard Spencer twice!"
"[goes back in time to murder baby Hitler] wow long line of people here to kill him [goes back to murder myself] how is this line even longer"
"Why were there only 3 thousand Mexicans at the Alamo They could only find three minivans"
"If God didn't want us to jack off he would have... ...given us shorter arms"
"Wearing crocs is like getting a blow job from a dude It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay"
"Do you know why donuts have a hole in them? Because the baker made them with love. ^^^^^also ^^^^^why ^^^^^they're ^^^^^glazed"
"Not a very good poem. I dig. He digs. She digs. We dig. They dig. Everyone digs. I know it's not a very good poem, but it's very deep."