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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bell tower and shoots 16 people... America responds by restricting access to bell towers."

"Socialist jokes are the best. Everyone gets them."

"It was when I stabbed a Capri Sun perfectly the first time, right in that grey circle, that I knew I wanted to be an assassin."

"I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin... My wife told be that would be infant tile."

"A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar The bartender asks what they're having. The witch replies ""Narnia business."""

"Blind people should not skydive. It scares the crap out of their dogs."

"Did you know you can tell whether an ant is male or female easily? Just drop it into water, if it sinks it's a girl ant. But if it floats it's a buoyant!"

"How do you tell apart a guitarist and a computer geek? Ask them if they think solid states are shitty."

"Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's? A woman changes hers more often."

"Have you ever heard of the lost Indian tribe the Halarwi? they walk around the forest saying ""were the halarwi"""