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Joke of the Day

"The past, the present, and the future... The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar together. It was tense."

"Stupid cats, can't even YOLO"

"I'd like to give a shout out to the sidewalk.... for keeping me off the streets."

"I went to the library today and asked for a book on manners. The librarian replied, ""We haven't got any, so fcuk off."""

"Relationships are like algebra You always look at your x and try to figure out y."

"Your mother reminds me of Eminem... She only worth fiddy cent."

"What would I be if I were twice myself? a meme."

"Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection? It's just too hard."

"What are some pros of living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus"

"Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment? He's a chic Ken."