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Joke of the Day
"I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it."
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"So I was talking to my Australian friend when I asked him what country his Mother was from ""Alaska"" ""Okay well tell me what she says"""
"Safety Tip: lock your doors and windows before bed. Btw, I love what you've done with the place."
"Just yelled ""out of my way monsters!"" at a flock of seagulls, so I'm done interacting socially for the day"
"What's the difference between rubber balls and steel balls? Caitlyn Jenner doesn't like to steel balls before she comes"
"The only food in Hell is the part of the popcorn kernel that gets stuck between your teeth. Also they have an Olive Garden."
"Did you hear what happened at the indian restaurant yesterday? Apparently it was a Naan event."
"[NSFW] If you're born with a penis you're a boy, a vagina, you're a girl, but...... If your born with a couple of cunts for parents then you're probably gender neutral"
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's fingers."
"We may not be able to call black people the N-word But we can say things like ""hey dad"" and ""have a nice day officer."""