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Joke of the Day

"Worst Business Idea Ever Biodegradable Bricks"

"Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen if I were late again."

"'ey girl, you remind me of my homework... Because I'm not going to do you. I'm just too lazy."

"What did God say after creating Africa? Last one out is a rotten egg!"

"What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes? Holy smokes."

"[runs up to a group of people] ME: ZACK ATTACK GUY: lol is your name zack or [thousands of bros crest a nearby hill] ME: [whispering] RUN"

"I almost had to fight someone today after they hit me with a stick, but he walked away like he didn't even see me."

"No thanks farting robot on the wall I'll use the paper towels to dry my hands nice try though"

"Irish girl What does an Irish girl do after she's sucked cock? Spits out the feathers."

"What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him? ""Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"""