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Joke of the Day

"I almost had to fight someone today after they hit me with a stick, but he walked away like he didn't even see me."

"A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine... The solar panel says, ""So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"" The turbine replies, ""I'm a big fan."""

"Teach us About Absolute Zero! 0K!"

"A gun is like a coupon that works anywhere"

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Hitler Hitler had supporters."

"Meteorologists, frowning, like prophets of doom, pleading with their Snow God for mercy."

"Maggie Thatcher Just heard they have cancelled the funeral. ATOS have declared Maggie fit for work!"

"Q: If everyone in America started driving pink cadillacs, what would you have? A: A pink car nation."

"My boss is having a colonoscopy today. I sure hope they find his head."

"I walk with a limp so people think I have a gun in my boot. And because I sprained my ankle running away from a moth."