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Joke of the Day
"What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven? Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!"
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"Who is Soulja Boy's favorite person ever? ..........YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!"
"You know what sucks? Vacuum cleaners"
"Idiots beating you down Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
"Yesterday I gave my seat to a blind man Today I lost my job as a bus driver"
"Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east? Because there's a Target on every corner"
"What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost? That's just what I kneaded!"
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob"
"If someone's embarrassed just tell them an astronaut did the same thing. For example, ""It's ok, Buzz Aldren once shit himself in an Arby's"""
"I wanted to kill myself by drinking 100 beers, but when I finished my second one, I felt much better."