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Joke of the Day
"No thanks farting robot on the wall I'll use the paper towels to dry my hands nice try though"
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"Don't you hate when the whole bus is empty, but some guy sits right next to you? I know you do. That's why I do it."
"Did you know those round bales of hay you still see in fields were outlawed? Yep. The cows weren't getting a square meal. **Great road trip jokenever gets old* ^(to ^me)"
"I like sleeping outside. No hobo."
"Today, my teacher stated that he used to work for NASA. He told that class that he became a teacher because it paid more."
"So there's this mollusk And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, ""With knees like these, who needs anemones!"""
"Whats the difference between Bob Marley and Heracles? Heracles beat Cancer"
"I was supposed to make a Mayweather joke but it ran away."
"Why do women make bad engineers? Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8"
"What do you call someone who take things literally A kleptomaniac!"