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Joke of the Day

"What did God say after creating Africa? Last one out is a rotten egg!"

"Knock Knock Who's there?"

"Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact spot where you need a hole dug for a tree."

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no *body* to go with"

"This is a fine day for Brian Fitzpatrick He can finally marry his long-time partner, Patrick Fitzbrian."

"I used to hate facial hair... but then it grew on me."

"What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian? I don't know man, I just fly the drones."

"Women are like raincoats. In a box in my attic marked ""raincoats."""

"Kevin Hart said that he has turned down roles because the characters were gay, which is weird because I didn't think he knew the word ""no."""

"My local baseball team can't sell beer at the stadium anymore... They lost the opener! [wah wah](http://www.sadtrombone.com/)"