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Joke of the Day
"Whats a pirates favourite letter??? Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea."
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"What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't? Zikachu."
"Sometimes it's better to keep using the wrong key until you find the right lock."
"What would The Beatles have been called if Ringo never joined? The Beatless"
"I went to a Zoo last week.... It had no animals there apart from one little dog!!!! It was a Shih Tzu"
"A jewish boy asks his father for 40 dollars. The father responds ""30 dollars?! What do you need 20 dollars for?"""
"Hey baby, are you a space archaeologist? Because there's gonna be a bone for you to discover in Uranus"
"How did the dad know that his daughter is on her period? His dick is covered in blood."
"If I was a DJ... I'd wanna be called JD Dyslexic."
"Obama and Putin are fighting over a phone charger. You might even say they're in a power struggle."