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Joke of the Day
"Shaving your beard is a great way to remember what you looked like when you were 5."
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"What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves? Gangsta wrappers!"
"What is the average Math teacher like? Mean."
"See if your child has learnt any swear words yet, by turning the wifi off while they're playing minecraft."
"I went to the zoo yesterday, but the only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih-tzu."
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin."
"It's not a real twitter addiction until you look up from your phone and you've missed your exit by 37 states."
"Why do girls like nice guys? Cause nice guys always finish last."
"How do you get alot of people to check out your post? Tag it NSFW and repost it"
"Chess makes us to realize our life!!! Chess says everything about husband and wife. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants."