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Joke of the Day
"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Walks home."
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"A man walks in his bedroom with a pig... under his arm. He says: ""I fucked this she-swine for 10 years"" His wife, shocked, yells: ""What?"" The man replies: ""Shut up, I was talking to the pig."""
"Kiss her in the middle of her sentence chicks dig when you visit them in jail"
"I don't do hard liquor... ...I liquor hard"
"You Rock... me paper, I win!"
"How do you make a Snowman smile? Tell him the snowblower is coming."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish."
"What do you call a small parent? A minimum !"
"Did you know i DJ? Yeah, but I only do it every unce in a while."
"She asked for my name, if I'm alone, had me remove belt/shoes & take out what I have in my pants. Interactions w/TSA agents are underrated."