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Joke of the Day
"A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well."
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"Hey, baby, are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you."
"What are Mario and Luigis overalls made out of? Denim denim denim"
"A bear and a bunny... Are shitting in the woods. The bear asks the bunny: ""Do you find that shit sticks to your fur?"" The bunny says, ""No, why?"" So the bear picks up the bunny and wipes his ass."
"What do you call an army tow-truck? Camotow"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !"
"What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch? Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals."
"Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver? He always leaves you hanging"