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Joke of the Day
"Why did the snowman leave his wife? Because she got plowed by another man."
Next Joke
"What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?? Quarter pounder with cheese"
"There will be no screen names left for our children's children."
"My dad is like the Michael Jordan of dads. He has a serious gambling problem."
"My girl must be planning a big April fools joke or something. She's been agreeing w/ me all morning. Either that or she got mad cow disease."
"What's the difference between the UN and ISIS? The pension package."
"Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms."
"If he says ""you're 1 in a million"" it means he either has no knowledge of the world population or he thinks there are 7000 people like you"
"Why don't cannibals like clowns? they taste funny!"
"Why are reddittors so environmentally friendly?... Because the recycle everything!"