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Joke of the Day

"Today's word is Legs. Spread the word."

"A black guy with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The Bartender says, ""Hey, that is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot."

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!"

"North Korea says it's gonna terror attack South Korea. I don't have a punchline, that's just really funny."

"I went on a tour of a soap factory last week. I forgot which one it was, but I'm sure it will Dawn on me."

"What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common? They'll both make you one with everything."

"My daughter told she hates getting glitter on her face I told her it's far better than getting Gary Glitter on her face."

"My fiance said the funniest thing out of context today. Lewis and Clark were so starved on their exploration, Sacajawea had a hard time understanding why they didn't eat Seaman."

"What's red and white, red and white, red and white? Sant rolling off your roof."

"Why your mother had you Your mother did not get an abortion when she found out she was pregnant with you because she wanted you, but because the abortion cost more then keeping you alive."