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Joke of the Day

"Hey Reddit, what are your favorite lame jokes? ""Wanna hear a pizza joke?"" ""Nevermind, it's too cheesy."""

"Why does Daniel love white vans? Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*"

"Immediately after walking into a store with your spouse, stop, block the entrance, and discuss why you both came. It's all good. I'll wait."

"What happens when Donald gets a boner? A Trup vote."

"I want a Michael Corleone in the streets and a horse head in the sheets."

"What is a pirate's favorite element? Gold."

"What would the news headline be if virginity could be restored? Unfucking Believable?"

"Our country's going to shit and I will not stand for it... ...so I sat down"

"Do you know 25% of woman are seeking help for mental issues? That means 75% are not getting the help they need"

"I've never wanted a mansion. Not because I'm modest- I just don't need more places to lose my keys."