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Joke of the Day
"Our country's going to shit and I will not stand for it... ...so I sat down"
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"What do you call a chicken coop with five doors? A hatchback."
"Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people. Why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery."
"Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have some things in common... There balls drop when they get hit by sacks."
"An Atheist and a Christian walk into a bar... ...they proceed to have a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they're not pretentious assholes"
"And the Lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"ME: I can understand why, it's so silky and luxurious. THEM: Huh? I said I worship Satan. ME: Oh. I thought you said ""satin."""
"I've got a Turkish friend. She's not hot or cold. Shawarma."
"(NSFW) I might have a needle dick. But I fuck like a sewing machine."
"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he ... /Badump-psh."