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Joke of the Day
"Our country's going to shit and I will not stand for it... ...so I sat down"
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"that awkward moment when a friend is complaining about their spouse, but you start to identify with the spouse"
"I like my women like I like my coffee...... Ground up and in the freezer"
"Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done."
"Someone stole my identity. And then sent it back with $100 and a note that said ""So sorry man. Hope things work out."""
"Where does Peter Pan like to eat out? Wendy's."
"What do you call a nurse with flat knees? The ""head"" nurse."
"Why did God create the orgasm? So women can moan even when they're happy."
"Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? Because she wanted to rock and roll."
"Boss: we're going to our cabin on the lake this weekend Coworker: you guys have a cabin ON the lake? Boss: Ya? Coworker: must be wet hahaha"