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Joke of the Day

"My last days. If I ever end up on life support unplug me. Then plug me back in again and see if that works. REBOOT me baby!"

"I'm looking for the funniest short joke ever Not short as in small, short as in short"

"I used to so drugs in the 90s but now I usually turn the AC on"

"My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She is using sighcology"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill am Irishman? Zero."

"What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend? A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share"

"I can't believe it's been 5 years since Tyler Perry's Hurricane Katrina."

"Trump to Implement Specific Insurance Plan He wants to have a toupee-er system."

"Ever heard about that movie called Constipation? It never came out."

"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump-Kin Yes, I've posted this before, but Halloween is upon us."